Iran Elections in PHP / Computer Language

<?php

/*
Free PHP Script for Goverments
System Requirements: runs on all non-democratic systems
*/

// config

$root     = "Ayatollah Ali Khamenei";
$admin     = "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad";
$rule    = "Never change a system!";
/* $rule = "Never change a running system!"; */ // ignore this, not running

// candidates and default percentage
$candidates = array(
   
"Mahmoud Ahmadinejad"     = 63;
   
"Mir-Hossein Mousavi"     = 34;
   
"Mehdi Karroubi"         = 2;
   
"Mohsen Rezaee"         = 1;
);

// init

prepare_system("mode: invisible");
ban_international_journalists("message: goto hell!");
arrest_iranian_journalists("message: be careful!");
arrest_bloggers_and_activists("message: be careful but ur late!");
block_popular_internet_sites();
prepare_local_media("hidden message: be with me, be happy! greetz, your a.nejad");

// election
get_votes();
load_fake_votes("mode: very invisible");
synchronize_all();

// calculation

while( $votes["Mahmoud Ahmadinejad"] < $votes["Mir-Hossein Mousavi"] * 2)
{
   
$votes["Mahmoud Ahmadinejad"]++;
   
$votes["Mir-Hossein Mousavi"]--;
   
synchronize_all();
}

// end ...

while( are_people_still_on_the_street() && world_watching() )
{
   
be_cruel();
   
kill_some();
   
arrest_some();
   
    if(
is_exit_possible() ) break;
   
}

?>

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