Iran Elections in PHP / Computer Language

/*
Free PHP Script for Goverments
System Requirements: runs on all non-democratic systems
*/

// config

$root = "Ayatollah Ali Khamenei";
$admin = "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad";
$rule = "Never change a system!";
/* $rule = "Never change a running system!"; */ // ignore this, not running

// candidates and default percentage
$candidates = array(
"Mahmoud Ahmadinejad" = 63;
"Mir-Hossein Mousavi" = 34;
"Mehdi Karroubi" = 2;
"Mohsen Rezaee" = 1;
);

// init

prepare_system("mode: invisible");
ban_international_journalists("message: goto hell!");
arrest_iranian_journalists("message: be careful!");
arrest_bloggers_and_activists("message: be careful but ur late!");
block_popular_internet_sites();
prepare_local_media("hidden message: be with me, be happy! greetz, your a.nejad");

// election
get_votes();
load_fake_votes("mode: very invisible");
synchronize_all();

// calculation

while( $votes["Mahmoud Ahmadinejad"] < $votes["Mir-Hossein Mousavi"] * 2)
{
$votes["Mahmoud Ahmadinejad"]++;
$votes["Mir-Hossein Mousavi"]--;
synchronize_all();
}

// end ...

while( are_people_still_on_the_street() && world_watching() )
{
be_cruel();
kill_some();
arrest_some();

if( is_exit_possible() ) break;

}

?>

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